His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.
someone sent this to me so i put it into that classic tumblr poetry layout cause I thought it deserved to be shared
The two smartest men on the planet.
I AM LAUGHING SO FREAKING HARD YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
OMGGGGG. LOOK AT THE NOTES!
WOOP LETS TRY GETTING 1 MILLION
If you dont reblog:
If you don’t reblog this.. you’re obviously a person who links tumblr to facebook.
if we’ll get this to a million?
SO MANY NOTES!!!!
Just kidding…I really do…
OMG, TWO MILLION… let’s get it to 3 MILLION :D
over 11 million holy shit
THAT IS NO EXCUSE. NEXT TIME THIS COMES AROUND I WANT 12 MILLION.
15 MILLION GOOOOOO
^reblogging again for that gif
Never that. I hate everyone on that shit anyway.
Feeling nervous about how he sees me I feel like he’s going to leave me for some odd reason here we go again with the over thinking.